Waking up at 5:45 am, 2 security checks..damn liquid, empty seat next to me on flight, lamped out, ended up in La isla del encanto safely. Here I am, first stop on this bizznasss tour of Latina Americana. Stepped out of the airport realizing my phone wasnt where it should have been. Donde esta mi celular? Some dude tried hustlin my phone back to me, thanks for the anxiety spike. The hotel is sweet, right across the street from the beach, and a king size bed. I could just imagine the grimey azz threesomes that went on in this boat. Maybe could fit an Asian family of four, actually 5 would work comfortably. The beach was righteous, smelled of the sweet leaf and sea salt. Tried to buy a towel in a surf shop but the kid told me he felt bad rippin me off so sent me to Walgreens!?! wierd. Caitlin if you are reading this, I hear they are hiring in the pharmacy dept., however abrasive latina biatch attitude required. Anywho got one pic today that brought brewed some nostaglia of my video watching days with Aunt Nan..JAWS! Mofongo anyone. My belly is empty. Besos!
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